So now that you've read the intro line...you know that I am on my own and Odin is no longer around. I will get around to changing the Status/Username when I can. Smartass and sarcasm are our first languages and English comes in somewhere around third. Not totally sane because that's just no fun to begin with, and I have a great (if not a little twisted sometimes) sense of humour. I am 5'11, long dark brown hair with red streaks and dark brown eyes. On occasion I wear my glasses for the librarian look, but not always LOL. I am not Barbie, I am more along the lines of a older and married version of her sister (maybe) and once she put on a few pounds, so if you are looking for a plastic little playtoy that has a perfect body, I wouldn't be it so please don't waste anyone's time. However...I could be more fun and alot harder to break *smirk* OK...now that we got that out of the way... I am NOT looking for a relationship!!!! Just got out of one, DON'T need another. I am however looking to expand my horizons a little and possibly get into some mischief along the way. If I manage to meet some interesting people that I hit it off with, fantastic! If not, new friends are always great too. Nothing wrong with that either. I like gentle play, rough play, light bondage, pics/video, dom/sub, (I am dominate when it comes to women but I can switch and become submissive when needed), there isn't really much that I am NOT into, but I definitely draw the line at the gross bodily fluids and animals (EW). Single ladies are definitely welcome (as they always have been) and I am interested in meeting couples as well. For the Horde!!!!! Yes I am Kink and Geek ;)

My Ideal Person Right now I DO NOT have an ideal person because as stated in the intro...this is listed as a couples ad and I have yet to change the status to a single because I will get around to it. Right not I am just going through everything and making all the changes that I need to and doing what I can. But everyone has needs, right? We are all human.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
She has a thing for Kate Beckinsale. She likes the dark hair,
eyes and smile. She would definitely love to have her laid
out for a night of feasting and make her scream LOL.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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