I split my time between Houston and Galveston where I have a beach house. I'm witty, charming, beautiful and fun. And modest, obviously. I'm easy-going, fun, laid back and cool. I don't look my age and I sure don't act it. I love to laugh and have fun, sense of humor required so if you're uptight, thin-skinned, sensitive or insecure, keep moving because I will offend you sooner than later. Confidence, cocky if you can pull it off, but no narcissists - had enough of that for a lifetime from my husband, whose best friend was a mirror. I love tall guys with big dicks. Manly men only, no sissies or pretty boys. And bi-guys definitely need not apply. If you ask me to peg you, I'll block you! I prefer dark hair, but baldies and blondes are not out of the question. I love foreigners, except my husband, he's a piece of shit. I'm a little old-fashioned, I like the guy to be in charge in the bedroom, so if you are lucky enough to get a shot with me, don't start asking me what I like in the bedroom. I like sex, long and hard and more. If you don't know what you're doing in bed, take some less, read a book or something and get back to me because I don't have time for lame selfish lovers. I like to have orgasms - important: if you don't give me one you're probably not coming back. I'm also interested in trying out some kinks - threesomes, a woman, some mild BDSM (tie me up and spank me, have your way with me, but no choking, face slapping or leading me around by a collar). I've never really done any of these, a few threesomes, but they were all pretty lame, especially the MFF ones. I've never been with a woman, so that's on my bucket list for sure.

My Ideal Person What I like in a man: (and not necessarily in this order)
1. Manly, take charge men - they don't ask how I like it, they know what to do;
2. Tall, dark hair, dad bods - don't like the too buff steroid look, but lean is okay;
2. Good taste in music, by good I mean, like mine;
3. Sense of humor (not optional), preferably warped;
4. Guys who are witty and sharp, they know when I'm being sarcastic;
5. Men who are confident, cocky if warranted, but not arrogant or superior;
6. Big dicks, hard as a rock, and knowing how to use them;
7. Stamina - can go more than one round, or one really long round;
8. Straight shooters (no I don't mean being able to aim your cum shot (fill the balloon at the carnival ), I mean no game players, bullshitters, liars, posers, fakes, or flakes. Don't make plans then not show up or cancel last minute...

Ghosting over the slow fade any day. I'm here for NSA fun, call me again or don't, I dgaf. My assumption is that it will be a one-time thing, if it becomes more by chance, great. If not, the sea is full of fish and with the odds so heavily tilted in a woman's favor, this is like shooting fish in a barrel!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Dead, Zeppelin, Talking Heads, Pretenders

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, big dicks

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, endurance & endowment

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Benicio Del Toro - he's hot

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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