Living in my grandmas basement can be a real drag on my sex life. Nana has the hearing of a twenty year old! Every time she hears a moan she brings me food! Speaking of food ...I've experimented with assorted veggies, pastries and canned goods. My favorite is spaghettios!! Feeling that sweet marinara sauce and round squishy pasta rubbed all over my body gets me every time!...mmmmm I also love to fuck furniture! Show me a reclining couch or ottoman and I will go to town! I would recommend putting garbage bags on your cushions before I come over.

My Ideal Person My profile says I am bi-curious....I'm pretty sure I would be the worst gay guy everrr. I have a serious gag reflex...I gag when I brush my teeth, eat bananas, even a spoon will make me hurl! I also have hemorrhoids... so anal sex is not an option.... I guess I could cheer you on...Gooooo team!

I love being with women, the one time I kinda had sex was truly amazing. I had no idea women could multi task while doing the nasty!! She was able to talk on the phone, knit a scarf and pay her bills all at the same time!!
I'm looking for a fun couple that looks like Tom Brady and his supermodel wife gazelle or is it giraffe? On a scale of 1-10 I've been told I'm a solid 3 when it comes to sex! Ok I lied...I'm a solid 2... I'm probably the worst lay you will ever have...I get really sweaty and out of breath easily...thank god I have my puffer!!!
Role playing isn't really my thing...last time I dressed up like Winnie the Pooh and walked around saying "tut tut tut it looks like rain...I got a rumbly in my tumbly" it didn't do much for the mood.