Middle-aged, professional male seeking... Well, duh, I'm here so I [COLOR orangered]must [/COLOR]be looking for sex. I'm a guy so I [COLOR orangered]must [/COLOR]be looking for the NSA hook-up since all men are legally required to think with the little head. Now, all of that IS true, but still, there should be something more than sticking tab A into slot B, C, and D. I like [COLOR red]kissing [/COLOR]and [COLOR red]cuddling [/COLOR]and lots of [COLOR red]touching[/COLOR] regardless of what kind of encounter it is. I am Bi, have tats and piercings, and have absolutely no patience for games or the general levels of stupidity some people decide to wallow in.I'm here to have a good time and enjoy life, not to get mixed up in drama, play games or be played with, or end the day feeling the need for intense therapy. If you are a liar--please fuck off. “Straight” men-I understand the need to hide an interest in the penis, but please try to have orientation issues worked out before you contact. If you’re not certain enough you want an M&M, stick to the green ones. Cam/Chat-If you want to talk a bit I don’t mind. Good, stimulating conversation is a form of foreplay, and it is reaable to make sure there’s a connection before meeting. Don’t be shy, I only bite a little. (If all you want is to cam/chat, please remember that typing with one hand really is a pain in the ass. And so are blue balls.) Pics-If you contact me, I need to see who I’m talking to (and might be fucking). It doesn’t have to be a face pic, but it does need to be enough of you. Close shots of nothing but a body part make me wonder what deformity is being concealed. Most of my fluffy ass is in my pics, so the watchword is reciprocity (I‘ve shown you mine, now you show me yours).[/SIZE][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person I like a lot of different types. Appearance matters, but beauty (and sexy) are in the eye of the beholder. I have a fondness for tats and piercings and I love freckles. I like intelligent people and hate snobs. As for the rest...
No-Strings: I don't want to be treated like a used condom. The hook-up is about the NEED, not the person. If you can't fill that need without being ugly, then look elsewhere.If you can't fuck without fucking over, then fuck off.
Friends with Benefits: More my speed. More likely to get the things I like besides the orgasm. Have to like the person(s) I'm with and have more in common than connecting body parts.
Couples: I respect the man's choice and won't force what isn't wanted, assuming I'm even attracted to him.It is possible, after all, to be into the woman and not the man.Secure couples only. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Men: I am a bottom and I like men who show me a good time. If you're extremely well hung, please note--I have a tight little ass. An encounter is possible, but being split in two is not my idea of a fun evening no matter how cute you are, or how much lube you use, or how much you promise it'll only hurt for a bit...
Women:Lovely ladies between the ages of legal and you-don't-remind-me-of-my-grandmother. I like spinners and curves and fluffy, tall and short.I really like what I call "cute." It might be a dimple or the way you play with your hair, but it's mostly about personality. I can't tell you if you have it (for me, at least), but I can say that, if you've got it, I'd probably like to meet you.
If you think I'm your type, and that you're mine, then give it a shot. The only real failure is to never try. Flakes, frauds, psychos, stalkers-in-waiting, and drama magnets the number you have dialed has been disconnected. Please hang up and bother someone else.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
To take every lying, good-for-nothing fake on AFF, tie
them up, and make them watch reruns of Teletubbies until
their eyes melt.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A movie theatre, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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