Well, the time has come. We are pulling out of here. I’d like to thank our fans and the academy, friends, and the buttholes who made us reach this decision. lol. It’s been a long journey; a journey which will come to a close in a few months when our subscription comes to a close. No more wasting time and money on this shit. People have wondered why our profile (written by me) is in your face. That’s because of all of the following stuff. So, what prompted me to pull the plug? You did. The ugly men with no hair, fat guts of lard and cellulite, the beards that only serve to cover the genetic ugliness of many of you. I mean, every man on this site looks the same. We’ve met plenty in person, so you could say we have a pretty good take on the types on here. We’ve emailed with plenty, too. The majority of you look like you were made at a massive factory that had a surplus of bald heads and facial hair, and they had a fire sale on those options. And a lot of you are sore losers and can’t handle rejection. Many of y’all have praised us for our looks, especially you obsessive guys (almost all of you) who pine for my wife. Jesus! Yeah, she’s hot and sweet and has many sexy parts, but some of you need to get a grip. Maybe, dare I say it, get a relationship of your own. Just don’t breed. Buuuuut when you get rejected, y’all lose your shit. Good thing we dodged those bullets. Lots of mental cases are on here. It’s bad enough Yalu all think your dicks and boobs are the best parts of you, but you neglected to say you’re effing nuts. Then there’s diseases. We don’t want to risk catching anything. A lot of you usually don’t admit it on here in your profiles, but some people have openly admitted to having “controlled” herpes. lol. No, thanks. Then there’s the other people who love shitting and pissing on people. How nasty is that? I always get emailed that stuff, too. Are we a magnet for ugly guys with beards and beer guts, or is that all that exists? Speaking of obsessive guys, three guys over the years have proper married to my wife on here, and a few of them threatened to get me out of the way. Scary stuff. If I had specific threats against me, then I’d report it to the cops. But yeah, the guys who email, email, email, and repeatedly email us telling me how pretty my wife is, then they get pissed off when we reject them and they throw a tantrum. We were called a pair of shit bags one time. The guy who said that had a trail of previous emails going on about how effing hot she is and how lucky I am. Once rejected, he said she was ugly af. lol. Oookay. A lot of you are short tempered. It’s not just ugly men here, it’s their short fuses. Eff ‘em. And what the hell takes y’all so long to reply to our reply to you? If you send a message and want us to reply, then say something. Don’t leave us hanging. Then there’s the couples. What a bunch of dumbasses they can be at times. Some are nice, but they often don’t want to do anything with anyone and they’re the ones who always hit us up first! The guys always make the first move, too. It’s never the wife. If you don’t want to do anything, then stop repeatedly looking at our profile. There’s no algorithm. I just told one couple to stop, and I haven’t seen them look at us for two days. Every time someone pulls that algorithm argument, I always shut them down. I don’t know where you all got that from, but it’s pretty convenient that these same people stop sending messages whenever I confront them on it. These useless, pointless chats and emails? Y’all know where to shove them. Y’all are all just here to be rude, look at pics, and wish you had what we have. A lot of you have told us you wish that. Let me tell you, y’all would enjoy us. lol. But you all lost your shot with us. The good people who would have worked? They missed out, too. They can blame the assholes for that. More gripes to come.

My Ideal Person It’s always easiest to say what you don’t want or reasons why you don’t want certain people.

Distance is the biggest reason next to unappealing people as to why we aren’t that into this stuff anymore. We get all these jokers saying Katy is 30 minutes away. Total bs! In Houston traffic? Traveling the Grand Parkway? Don’t make me laugh. Tell me you’re not from Houston by telling me that it only takes half an hour. Other people tell me Humble isn’t far from us. lol. Yeah, right. Himble will take about 2 hours to drive no matter what freeway we take. Conroe, too. Then there’s the people from Baytown who claim it’s a 45 minutes trip. What planet are y’all from? Believe me, i was born and raised here. I know Houston traffic, and you don’t. Y’all grasp at straws when I say that to many of you, and you all always come back at me telling me that you do the drive every day. BS. Keep moving. We’re not meeting you. Local means you live about 20 to maybe 25 miles away max.

I can’t stand the primadonna’s on here. Too high and mighty to meet after they blast us with barrages of emails telling us how much they want us to come out and play? Eff y’all. Stupid. Why even bother us if you’re not willing to meet? The couples are the worst. We could pin down any guy on here, it seems. We never have an issue attracting ready and willing men, but couples you can forget.

Couples often want to be social and go camping and go to ballgames and the wives can go shopping and get their nails done. Stop right there. lol. We’re not here for that. If we’re not going to have sex, then what’s the point of this site? I have enough friends, and I barely associate with them. We text and FaceTime a fair amount, but we rarely meet. My wife and I might have a great sec life, but if it comes down to meeting people or staying home and having sex, then we’re staying the eff home. Many of you have expected us to make this lifestyle an every weekend thing. No way. We’ll eat and hang out and mosey on to some privacy with you and that’s it.

Single guys are a dime a dozen here. They’re the reason why there’s so many fake female profiles. They’re targeting you. That’s y’all’s fault. When it comes to guys, they are bragaholics. Slow down and recognize. You act like you’re the one and only, and you think you’re going to give my wife something she’s never had before? I think, you’re forgetting she had that already with me. Another thing, what makes you assholes think that she’s gonna fall for you? We ain’t here for love. All the time, day in, day out, buttmunches talk to us as though they’re in a 7th grade locker room. We have class, we’re not hooking up with anyone who talks to us like a child. It’s bad enough that you throw a tantrum and exhibit some real anger issues when we reject you. Very unsettling.

Then there’s the men and couples who live near and don’t want to meet for fear of meeting in public. Well, if we have sex and then we see one another at a store, then who the fuck is to know that we swapped wives or one another or whatever? Who cares? Be courteous and say hello. Nothing weird about that. It would be weirder to not acknowledge us. Those who say they’d keep walking are douches.