Articles by Adventureman200

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Bridge to Hawaii   10/7/2018

A man in California is walking along the beach and finds a very old bottle with a cork in the opening. So he pulls out the cork and out pops a Genie! The genie says, thank you for letting me out, as


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Adventureman200 70 M
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Pussy lips   10/7/2018

After years of frequent sex, a Blonde noticed that her pussy lips were elongated and hung down from her body. This embarrased her greatly, so she went to see a surgeon to see if it could be fixed. Th


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Adventureman200 70 M
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Dentist chair   10/7/2018

A very short Blonde goes to the destist. The assistant has her sit in the dentist chair. A few minutes later the dentist comes in, walks up to her and says "Open Wide". " I cant't


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Knocking on doors   10/4/2018

What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The Doors. <br><br> source: http://Sexy Party Weekend Make your weekend Sexy.com


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Adventureman200 70 M
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Whistling while peeing   10/3/2018

Why does a Blonde whistle while she is peeing? So she can remember which lips to wipe when she is done.


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Adventureman200 70 M
13  Articles‚ Score 1.4
Quickie   10/3/2018

A male Blonde goes to a cafe for breakfast and looks at the menu. Soon a very cute waitress comes up and says "What would you like today sir?" He said "A quickie". Disgusted , s


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Brazilian   10/3/2018

A redhead tells her Blonde stepsister "I fucked a Brazilian last night." "Oh my!" said the Blonde. "How many is that?"


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Blonde virginity   10/3/2018

How do you tell when a blonde has lost her virginity? Her crayons are sticky.


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How often to test for STD's?   10/3/2018

How recent should a bloodtest for STD's be to be relevant? Obviously if one has not had sex since their last test that is good, but things like Hepes take 12 weeks to show up in a test.


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A young woman goes to a bar   9/24/2018

A young woman goes to a bar on Saturday night and ends up drinking with 5 guys who are roomates. When the bar closed they wwere all having so much fun that the young men asks her to join them. As th


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Lights out   9/21/2018

Joes and Sue had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a b


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Adventureman200 70 M
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When men were hard to find   7/13/2018

The US civil War had just ended and unmarried men were hard to find, so Mabelle placed an ad in her local newspaper. Mabelle lived in a small town in a rural area. But soon a discharged vet of the wa


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Pope's new camera   7/13/2018

A tourist couple is visiting the Vaticant and sneaks into the Papal Garden. They spot the Pope and start taking photos, just as he jerks off and cums. But then he spots the tourists. Horrified, he sa


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