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I have too many beers and I get so damn horny? 
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'Why is it that'..............
Smile, it's the second-best thing you can do with your lips!
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becuase we all know that alcohol has been helping us "less fortunate" have sex since the prohibiyion days!
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..........when you plan on being good and staying home, something always comes up ...\8
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'dirty' becuase we all know that alcohol has been helping us "less fortunate" have sex since the prohibiyion days!
Who (or what) are you referring to when you said 'us'?...LOL...
'tiotoe', so sorry to hear that!
Why is it that......
Men don't read profiles before they send a e-mail? they just look at the photos? Horny Bastards!
A woman's appetite is 2 x's that of a man's; her sexual desire, 4 x's; her intelligence, 8 x's.
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just - i'm referring to myself mostly, but also people that suffer from a similar phopia ( sobersexphopia ) .
i don't read profiles because i'm a standard member and can't 
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Why is it that.......
When I play with myself, my nipples get hard?.....
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I do not think men are the only ones that are horny...lol But we women do not suffer from sobersexphopia LMAO
Why is it that people don't use their points, get confirmed and upgrade for free....lol Put on your profile to attach profile and picture or no response.
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womens don't suffer from "sobersexaphopia" because they can go all night like the energizer "rechargeable" bunny. so not fair, why is that?
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Why is it that.........
I can't find my energizer "rechargeable" bunny!
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well my dear, if you can't find it... we have a date! oh wait, i fail to qualify for other standards. looks like i need to visit the pleasure boutique for a "pump." i'll get back with ya in a few!!! hee-hee.
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Why is it that men do not take Viagra for those of us that do not need the "rechargeable" energizer bunny?
LOL Dirty while you are at the pleasure boutique they have samples of stuff that run along the same lines as Viagra... LMAO if you need it.
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Why is it that.........
Men send me all these awesome stories about fantasies and never say,
'Hey, you want to do this'?
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let me just clarify a few things for those of you who enjoy picking on the "dumb kid," i don't think i need help getting or keeping it up? i may need help staying awake after a good night of booze but those are two different things. and i'm only 30ish which disgualifies me from such medications. alright ladies, keep picking on me... it just "recharges" my fuel to check up on Sexy Party Weekend Make your weekend Sexy!!!
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quote dirtywyo:
let me just clarify a few things for those of you who enjoy picking on the "dumb kid," i don't think i need help getting or keeping it up? i may need help staying awake after a good night of booze but those are two different things. and i'm only 30ish which disgualifies me from such medications. alright ladies, keep picking on me... it just "recharges" my fuel to check up on aff!!!
You are not the "dumb kid" lol you are just a good sport. Plus we have to make sure you do not become missing in action again 
Why is it that men are so sensitive? (except Dirty lol)
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Why is it a man will travel nearly a thousand miles and not tell you what he really wants?
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quote JUSTLQQKING00:
Why is it that.........
Men send me all these awesome stories about fantasies and never say,
'Hey, you want to do this'? =))
Why is it that....when I invite a woman to share my fantasies, they never give me a 'yes' or 'no' answer?
*chuckle*
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You meet someone and they say that it was a gret night and would like to see you again, then every time you try to set something up their always busy. 
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'tiotoe' & 'musicman'..... LMAO
Why is it that.........
Men post a photo of their dick and it's not even hard?
Do I want 'that'?...Ummmmmmm, no thanks!...NEXT ...lol...
If you're going to post something like that,
at least make me want it!...lol...
....And no, I'm not talking about anybody in this group!
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JLQ - its because it leaves room for the imagination. if i were to post a dick photo, i'd be at a quarter "chub" stage! that way it would leave everyone to wonder... is this guy really 4"?
why is it that i'm the smartest man i know?
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Why is it that.........
My postings keep 'falling off' ??
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Why is it that a man thinks you will meet him at a motel when you do not know him, or ever talked to him?
K-something has to fall off
Dirty- and his 4" again, how are we to know if you have 4" or 4' and pass out every time you get a hard on..........lol
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'M', I know what you mean! Is it the same 50 yr. old guy from Kentucky?
He has e-mailed me so many times and has NEVER sent a 'face photo'. He doesn't even have a photo on his profile! I have never e-mailed him back for the last 2 weeks, until today. He said, "I'm here in Boise, I'm staying at _______ hotel meet me for lunch, then we will go to my room, blah, blah, blah....! I said, "Cool, hang out down by the 'Torch' and get yourself a prostitute"!
"If yo don't have enough respect to read my profile, (even the first paragraph) than I don't care to read your e-mails".
He's probably 400#, never been laid in his life, fallen out teeth, wears his wife's panties, (Okay, may have gotten laid once) blah, blah, blah.......Loosr!....LOL.....
Also,...I was talking about the 'One Word Game', I checked my postings and posted again so it will go back up to the top. It worked!
'tiotoe', 'faling off' or 'falling out'? lol
Why is it that.............
Men can be sooooo sensitive and Ladies are so bitchy? LMAO
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well "justlooking" we can take very good care of you.....just say the word lol E & K
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Why is it that..........
'fireperson4' is the only couple that has 'offered' to take care of me?...lol... (such erotic photos, Yummy! and I'm not bi, but maybe I'll change my ways after LQQking at their photos!)
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quote JUSTLQQKING00:
'M', I know what you mean! Is it the same 50 yr. old guy from Kentucky?
He has e-mailed me so many times and has NEVER sent a 'face photo'. He doesn't even have a photo on his profile! I have never e-mailed him back for the last 2 weeks, until today. He said, "I'm here in Boise, I'm staying at _______ hotel meet me for lunch, then we will go to my room, blah, blah, blah....! I said, "Cool, hang out down by the 'Torch' and get yourself a prostitute"!
"If yo don't have enough respect to read my profile, (even the first paragraph) than I don't care to read your e-mails".
He's probably 400#, never been laid in his life, fallen out teeth, wears his wife's panties, (Okay, may have gotten laid once) blah, blah, blah.......Loosr!....LOL..... =))
Also,...I was talking about the 'One Word Game', I checked my postings and posted again so it will go back up to the top. It worked!
'tiotoe', 'faling off' or 'falling out'? lol
Why is it that.............
Men can be sooooo sensitive and Ladies are so bitchy? LMAO =)) =))
K- I checked and it is the same guy Fort Knox Kentucky this is what I did to him....lol after 5 messages. He told me where he was staying and I told him I might call.....lol I think he waited in his room sending me five or six more messages. Then about 2 Am I sent him a message that I was not around and I was book the rest of the week. LMAO stupid fkr.
Why is it that men from out of town are soooooooo stupid?
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becuase you have picked on dirty and he has cast a spell upon you - hee, hee!
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