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Hard and Fast Rules
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Hard and Fast Rules Over the years, I've firmed up a few hard and fast rules for playmates, and I've ended abruptly some dates because of: 1) Discretion-It seems obvious, but sometimes men are stupid. Don't keep texting me if I tell you now isn't a good time. Don't text me during dinner. Don't ever call me without texting first see if it's o If you happen see in public, don't just come by and say hello. I will not meet anyone closer that a certain distance from home or wor 2) No glove, no love. I really don't care if getting a condom on kills your erection, or if you can't feel shit with it on. One time a playmate had me tied and blindfolded, and afterwards I didn't see any condoms or wrappers in the trash and he told me he just didn't feel like wearing one. After ending it on the spot, I freaked out waiting out STD and pregnancy fears. 3) Subset of 2), be clean and be fucking honest about it. A friend ended up divorced when she couldn't explain a STD to her husband. 4) Honor my list of kinks and what is off limit. If I am honest enough to tell you, you better not try anything on the NO list. 5) When you cum, the hair is off limits. Guys don't get this, it's murder to get cum out of your hair, especially when you've just dropped $250 on having your hair done. Please, I'm cool with mouth, face, tits, ass, stomach, neck, feet, just no hair. 6) Don't ever fucking fall in love with me. Lust is what we're here for, I'll be out of there in a heartbeat if you tell me you can see a life for us together. |
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Seems reasonable. #s 1 + 6 are why I mostly date married women, though I DO make exceptions for EXTRAordinary cases (read big titted sluts). Humor to Help You Cope in These Challenging Times Good Ole American Ingenuity My Tool is Ready, on HNW [post 3312759] My Private Blog - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets
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VERY reasonable. Hair, right? 😮 Makes sense. I can't imagine your friend with the unexplained STD. That - must have been a huge pain. The dangers of getting tied up are always there, aren't they? I would have been ticked. So... you make photo copies for them or do they have to download a Pdf? 🍷🍷😎👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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