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The Bitch Protocol
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The Bitch Protocol I'm on the verge of really not liking my company's CIO . I was talking to her today about our strategy for the board meeting and she was explaining that her plan was to deflect all the (valid) criticism leveled at our department by saying how awful Finance is at their job . This is obviously immoral but the one thing I can say I learned at my last job at Evil Corp LLC (a division of Satan Industries) is that making a moral argument is laughable . Morality means nothing to corporate people , you may as well invoke Eikþyrnir and Heiðrún for all the good it does . So I was trying to frame my argument in the terms of it just being bad strategy - which it is . If someone asks you about your issues and what you're going to about them whining and pointing at someone else is not going to work . At least it shouldn't . If it does I may have to quit . Anyway I said this about 77 different ways and she kept saying "I don't understand what argument you're trying to make" so I finally said to her "It just seems like a bitch move to me ." NOW for a little background please know that this lady drops cluster f-bombs when she's talking about a good cup of coffee . Her whole persona is tough as nails corporate swearing broad . But she clearly didn't care for that . And I guess I should probably be more careful when talking to a woman . I mean it's not like I was calling her a bitch , but it was a thing you know ? I guess the point is you shouldn't hire women . The other day I was talking with my niece and she asked why my sister and I are so paranoid and untrusting and I told her that it's because when we grew up the cold war was still going on so they told us we could all be blown to bits instantly ALL the time . On top of which when we were the media was in one of the kidnapping panics they like to stir up every few decades or so . They made it clear everyone was going to get kidnapped eventually so you needed to some survival tips . They'd have the local policeman (a guy with a mustache) come to tell us about "Street Smarts" and he'd say "Now when you get kidnapped . . ." not IF , WHEN . Nathan Fielder has a funny bit about it in his new special and his still constant fear of "secondary locations" because as everyone of my generation knows - WHEN the kidnapper takes you to the secondary location that's when you're dead meat . Anyway , one good thing about these modern times is that people seemed to be over that particular hysteria BUT now it seems like they're trying to gin it up again . For about two weeks there have been several articles about how to protect your from kidnappers on MSN . It's a real bummer . I remember one year the Street Smarts dude claimed that 1 MILLION were kidnapped AND murdered every year in the US . I didn't know how many there were in the US at that time , and I still don't , nevertheless both and adult me thought "that seems a bit high mustache man" . Alright so I've offended woman and anyone with - now for the trifecta . I don't believe in The God (most of the time anyway) but I don't like it when aggressive atheists make fun of people that believe . I don't understand why they seem to need to belittle religious people so much . But that having been said I pretty did that exact thing to CSI-GF back in the day . We were talking about something horrible that had just happened I don't remember what exactly (which may say something about me eh ? ) but it was a plane crash or a terrorist attack or something like that . And she said "Well everything happens for a reason" which really ticked me off at that moment . So I said to her "Doesn't that seem like a bit of a cop out ?" and it turned into a whole thing . She said that everything happens according to god's plan . So I asked her if I burned her house down if that was god's plan . And she said that it would be . So I asked her "So by NOT burning down your house I'm thwarting god's plan ? Which is impossible right ? So I HAVE to burn your house down now ?" Which was a jerk move I admit . It wasn't fair and I regret it . But it really does bug me when something awful happens and people invoke god's will . That is all Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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No picture AND commenting on my own blog ? What a squirrel party this guy is Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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This was hilarious, honestly.
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'Bitch move' probably wasn't the best choice of terminology for that situation. I also get annoyed by the 'god's will' argument. In my view it would not be comforting to tell my friend whose husband died of ALS "it happened for a reason" - it would be horribly offensive.   
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Maybe it was gods will that you annoy your GF with annoying arguments about gods will. Didya think of THAT?! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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So she is all tough and hardened and profane, yet cannot accept a term of bitch move in a discussion of strategy. I am thinking she is not so tough. It is a front to her weaknesses and she did not like that you were right in her bitch move.
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